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Natalie Portman - Lesbian Marriage was invented for you
10/30/2009 5:00:46 PM
Natalie Portman just got one notch cooler in my mind. We all already knew that she was the sexiest, smartest babe in Tinseltown ... but who knew she could rap?

Youtube has disabled embedding (bastards), but make sure you visit this....

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Sasha Grey makes a fairly demure cameo by her standards
10/27/2009 10:41:36 PM
American Apparel: you've officially outdone yourself. Not only have you managed to produce a 30 denier nylon stocking with practical 'thong cut back', but you've had it modeled by infamous porn-star/actress/trailer-park-hose-beast Sasha Grey.

I'll have three pairs with a side of wedgie, please.

More cameos at americanapparel.com.au
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This is why dogs don't rule the planet
10/17/2009 3:23:33 PM
.... yet.


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Iko Iko Wooooooo
10/15/2009 11:42:25 PM
It's almost summer, and yet nobody's told God to turn the rain off. That motherfucker always rains on everybody's parades.

Never fear - Captain Jack's here! Spreading the summer tunes in the best way possible: leopard print g-tang bikinis. Woooooooo. Iko! Iko! Something-Something-Kahne!

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Ms White in the Front Seat with the Candlestick
10/12/2009 9:32:16 PM
Honestly, being in the media must be better than an all night orgy with a cum-rag when there's direct quotes such as this little gem from Northern Territory's Ms White.

"It may have looked bad when police first arrived as my girls were hanging out all over the place. I also had a $5 note wedged between my boobs so they probably just assumed I was a sex worker or something and he'd already paid me...But $5 is a bit cheap for a head job.''


But is it really that cheap? You decide by reading more here. Pure class.
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Nobody dies in their own vomit these days
10/12/2009 7:50:19 PM
One of the best comedic rants on popular music reminds me just how bland this summer's festival line-up is looking.

Who dies in their own vomit these days? Nobody. But I don’t think that ‘Kylie chokes on vegetarian sausage after all-night-not-drinking-binge in safe celebrity nightspot’ has quite the same ring about it’.


P.S. Is anybody else seeing frightening similarities between Patsy's 90/body-con/trashbag/awesome attire and everything else that's coming down the European runways at the mo?
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Hello Sinners
9/18/2009 4:18:25 PM
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Obama sums up Kanye
9/17/2009 9:12:05 PM
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Green Eyed Photoshop
9/8/2009 3:16:28 PM
You know you're famous when teenage girls cry in to their pillows for not looking like your multi-trillion dollar twinny arse, and then spend hours on photoshop to heal their souls....

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Poodle plus peacock equals find a new hobby
9/4/2009 4:26:15 PM
Dogs are awesome. They are great companions for the elderly, and apparently having one will make your life longer. They also look pretty cute when they wag their tails. And when they are dressed up as peacocks.

Poodle crazies = Wow.



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Em-T Ramblings - Emilia Terzon is literally floored by the inane and the bizarre. Her mumbling rants aim for insight, but more often than not simply contribute to a surrounding state of glorious confusion.
Emilia Terzon is literally floored by the inane and the bizarre. Her mumbling rants aim for insight, but more often than not simply contribute to a surrounding state of glorious confusion.


Recent Posts
Natalie Portman - Lesbian Marriage was invented for you (Oct 30)
Sasha Grey makes a fairly demure cameo by her standards (Oct 27)
This is why dogs don't rule the planet (Oct 17)
Iko Iko Wooooooo (Oct 15)
Ms White in the Front Seat with the Candlestick (Oct 12)
Nobody dies in their own vomit these days (Oct 12)
Hello Sinners (Sep 18)
Obama sums up Kanye (Sep 17)
Green Eyed Photoshop (Sep 8)
Poodle plus peacock equals find a new hobby (Sep 4)
15 year old girls are rude little assholes (Sep 1)
The creepiest fashion blog on the internet (Aug 21)
Skate Friendly House (Aug 18)


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